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Serious Case of the Fridays

By Margaret Lyons in Miscellaneous on Dec 14, 2007 11:36PM

Given that it gets pitch-black at, oh, 2pm, we always find ourselves staring at the clock right around 5:30pm screaming "Time is standing still!"

Anyway, we enjoyed this ode to the "regular, everyday normal guy." Lyrics include, "My parents are really nice people, motherfucka! I'm somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucka!"