Extra, Extra

By Rachelle Bowden in News on Dec 13, 2006 1:30AM

1. Everyone wants to be an alderman. So many that it could break a city record.
2. It takes longer for mail to get delivered to Chicago than it takes for it to get to the suburbs. We're also slower at getting our mail than NY and LA are.
3. Fall Out Boy "switches styles" on new CD; Wentz proclaims new "sucking slightly less" direction.
4. If you don't want to donate to charity then don't, but why put counterfeit bills in the collection tins?

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