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Golf Gone Wild

By Rachelle Bowden in News on Aug 3, 2005 11:53AM

What happens when an Elgin strip club auctions off it's strippers as caddies and sponsors a golf outing? Well, suburban moms get angry, that's what!

2005_08_strippers_golf.jpgPolice in Naperville are looking into whether there was indecent, public nudity and prostitution going on at the Country Lakes Golf Course on Monday. Residents who live around the course say there were a bunch of women dressed in g-strings and thongs acting as caddies.. but that they were doing more than just that. The strippers were seen getting paid to take off their tops and sometimes their bottoms and also "cavorting" with the players... and even having sex with them! Gasp! Guys, aren't you sorry you missed this? For only $375/player these guys got a round of strip golf and then got some at the end! Add some pizza and beer to this combo and it's every guy's wildest dream come true!

2005_08_golf_strippers.jpgWe guess we can understand why the soccer moms are pissed since the golfers & their strippers, or should we say "whores"?, could be seen from not only residences, but main streets and a new public park where children were playing. All this in a town that was just ranked America's 3rd best place to live! Now we know why!

Security guards who were present Monday refused to comment. The golf course manager said he didn't know anything about it. The strip club isn't talking either.

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